From Heartiste

First Steve King got a scrotal boost from Trump’s aura, and now Rand Paul is joining in the testicular shit-talking. GEIST: So, Senator, a little context around that. The vote was around putting Montenegro into NATO. What’s your reaction to Senator McCain’s characterization of your objection? PAUL: You know, I think he makes a really, […]

via Trump Is Making America Ballsy Again — Chateau Heartiste

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Oh Hai Bob

 

 

I miss the fun times we had on Turtleboy Sports. I hope you feel the same way too. Come back soon bro. In the meantime, this song really says how I feel so well.

 

Dust In The Womb

Fucking awesome

Chateau Heartiste

This is what happens to childless women when they get old and their wombs turn to dust.

A song is in order to pay tribute to Sarah Silverman’s call for a military coup. Sing along, why don’t you!

Dust in the Womb

(first stanza courtesy of Twatter contributor @DrGarnicus)

I froze my eggs only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
All my queefs pass before my thighs, a curiosity

Dust in the womb, all my eggs are dust in the womb

Same old womb, just a drop of semen and dead ovaries
All you screw finds no fertile ground, except a wizard sleeve

Dust in the womb, all eggs gone to dust in the womb

Now, don’t bang…

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